Detecting and Crack Problems

Don't be a victim!

A few posts below I published a checklist for getting ready to go detecting. Somehow, I managed to forget to cover a most important topic. CRACK!

Gentlemen (and ladies too... you know who you are), please, please, PLEASE spare us the disgust of finding that you have decided to go detecting with either too loose pants, or too small of a shirt, or both. I don't want to be out with my kids swinging the detector and have to explain THIS:

Not only have we now churned the stomachs of fellow detectorists, but you have brought shame to a hobby that needs to explain itself all too often enough already. And not to mention the bad Karma you're sending out... I mean how can we focus on our detectors with THAT staring at us?

So please.... do us all a favor... CHECK YOUR TROUSERS BEFORE YOU GO OUT. Bend over in front of your spouse or significant other and ask , "can ya see anything ya don't want to?". He or she should be honest with you after all and let you know one way or the other. If you don't have a good pair of detecting pants, then please invest in larger (longer anyway) shirts.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by Detectorists Against Crack...